Curse

Paul Mahdi · Aug 22, 2006, 10:03 PM // 22:03

I don't like this bar
*Uses the "Interdimentional Space Warp" to get to "Tower city" and starts my own bar in one if the many abandoned buildings*
*Drinks all of the beer in celebration of the grand opening and closes due to lack of inventory*
*Walks back through the "Interdimentional Space Warp" to the other bar and sits down*

"This day sucks"

Sir Skullcrasher · Aug 22, 2006, 10:11 PM // 22:11

*pee in Paul's beer*
*take out flame-thrower*
*start burning the bar*
*take out blackhole-generator 2000*
*click on all the buttons... i wonder how i can turn it on?*

metalicagrl · Aug 22, 2006, 10:15 PM // 22:15

*hits scullcrasher over the head saying "it's the button on the far left"*

Paul Mahdi · Aug 22, 2006, 10:19 PM // 22:19

*Beats the living crap out of Sir Skullcrasher with a shovel*
"Anyone else wanna pee in my beer?"

Sir Skullcrasher · Aug 22, 2006, 10:25 PM // 22:25

hey paul.. i think someone here want to talk to you! :P

*take out BFG-9000 Deluxe*
*aim at Paul.. go ahead keep hitting me*

*take out sledgehammer and smash metalicagrl in the face*
*grab a bottle of whiskey.. drain it all*

Who else wants some?

metalicagrl · Aug 22, 2006, 10:30 PM // 22:30

*pulls scullcrasher into arena*
*breaks his gun thingy*
*takes his head and smashes it into knee*
*kicks him in side of stomach*
*runs like hell out of the arena*

Paul Mahdi · Aug 22, 2006, 10:37 PM // 22:37

"BFG-9000 Deluxe? More like BFG-9000 Crapuxe"

*Pulls our the PWNzor Chainsaw of Awesomeness*

I've decided to photoshop a picture of the PCoA and will post it later

Sir Skullcrasher · Aug 22, 2006, 10:39 PM // 22:39

oh hell no.. no one break my BFG-9000

*trip metalicagrl and pick him up... throw him head first into the wall*
*pull up metalicgrl and powerslam through the wall*
*put up rusty chainsaw and saw off your legs*
*staple you to the wall*

PrismOfRedLight · Aug 22, 2006, 10:42 PM // 22:42

Walks into bar with my awesome white clothes

*sits down and orders a beer*

*drinks beer*

*laughs at all the noobs fighting*

*pulls out Sounga*

*uses the dragon twister*

GG

metalicagrl · Aug 22, 2006, 10:45 PM // 22:45

*corrects scullcrasher, "HER I'm a HER!*
*takes out staples*
*kicks him in the nuts!*
*breaks a glass over his head*
*uses a shard of glass to slit his throat*

Paul Mahdi · Aug 22, 2006, 10:57 PM // 22:57

"White clothes, eh?"

*Throws mud at Prism*
"lol, dirtyzorz!1!1"

PrismOfRedLight · Aug 22, 2006, 11:01 PM // 23:01

*dodges mud*

*laughs at pauls attempt to dirty my awesome white clothes*

*laughs some more at paul since he failed to realize my dragon twister tore his body to shreds*

metalicagrl · Aug 22, 2006, 11:03 PM // 23:03

*yells at prism for making an avatar of sesshomaru,"copy-cat"*

Sir Skullcrasher · Aug 22, 2006, 11:03 PM // 23:03

*you're a girl?*

*slap her in the face*
*pick her up and throw her out the bar*
*put on "No Girls Allowed" sign on front of the bar*

*take out shotgun... and start shooting everyone*

PrismOfRedLight · Aug 22, 2006, 11:05 PM // 23:05

*laughs at skullcrush trying to shoot with a hand hanging onto his arm by a piece of skin*

metalicagrl · Aug 22, 2006, 11:07 PM // 23:07

*stomps bak in the bar, kicks scullcrasher in the nuts again, throw him in the arena, beat the living shit out of him, and say, "thats sexist...and gay!"*

Paul Mahdi · Aug 22, 2006, 11:10 PM // 23:10

You see, I didn't know what "Dragon Twister" was, so i assumed it was some super chalenging way to play the game "Twister". My rule is: If I don't know what it is, then it didn't happen.

Now that that has been cleared up...

*Pulls out Alikawajaryiontificationschwarzeneggercaliforniang ovenor*
*Uses Super Death Major Monkey Carbarator Beat Down of the Wrath of Assimijontolifidication on Prsm*

Doomlord_Slayermann · Aug 22, 2006, 11:14 PM // 23:14

Has his nose tickled by Paul.
Shrugs.
Sips beer.

Paul Mahdi · Aug 22, 2006, 11:17 PM // 23:17

Oh right, i forgot i punched you in the face with a chainsaw. Water under the bridge, right?

*Shoots the ceiling*

Doomlord_Slayermann · Aug 22, 2006, 11:26 PM // 23:26

Burns Prism's clothes off.
Watches him run out of the bar in embarassment.
Laughs.
Sips beer.